punchies

when a woman is PMSing/on her period and she develops a strong urge to consume anything and everything.

Girl 1: OMG i got the punchies so baddd can we go to taco bell?
Girl 2: me too! okay.. we'll go to taco bell, get ice cream, OD on midol, watch twilight, grab dinner, then pass out
Girl 1: yes.

by thepunchiequeen January 22, 2011

spunched

Jumbled to the point that nothing can be understood; cluttered and hard to navigate around.

Crys, your profile is so spunched up that I don't even know which section is fucking which.

by Clarissalana September 11, 2006

Suchies

A place where anyone is welcome at all times, day or night, a place to have a good time usually involving food, drink and music maybe the odd game or two. A place where one should feel safe and happy.

One should never feel they are intruding as no invite is ever required. But if you do get invited then no worry about anything as life is goooood!!

Bob: Ive been invited around the suchies tonight..

Bill: boom that's awesome bud have a great time
Bob: cheers pal!

Bob: hmm I've not got much on today may just pop to the suchies see how they are.

by LEDLIYL October 16, 2020

Stenchies

Cancel culture "woke" minded morons. So called because everything gets up their nose.

40,000 Stenchies signed the petition to have him fired and de-platformed.
Don't be such a Stenchie, she is only expressing her opinion.

by Fl'Acid D March 15, 2021

face scrunchies

when you laugh so hard and so long your face hurts.

omg!!! stop it. you're giving me the face scrunchies.

by smokeybandit June 21, 2010

punchies

When you take lortab or any pills in that class of drugs and then you get hungry.

I am so high on pills cant wait til the punchies set in.

by Punchy Server April 28, 2009

shoulder-scrunchies

Gentle-to-medium pressure kneading motions that you administer to someone's shoulders, either to relieve aches/tension and generally soothe his overall physical/emotional status, or to simply savor his/her sinewy/pliable muscle-tissue (this is especially pleasurable if the person is not wearing any covering on his/her shoulders, since it permits you direct flesh-to-flesh contact with your hands for maximum sensory pleasure, and it also lets him/her feel the caring warmth/softness of your hands). These simple massages can be administered to your friend from either the front or the rear, although it is usually safer and more comfy for the person if you do it from the front, since this ensures that your fingertips will not accidentally dig into the tender joint-grooves just below his shoulders.

I love giving shoulder-scrunchies to cute chicks whom I meet for the first time --- it harmlessly and unobtrusively builds her trust and shows her what pleasant soothing "magic" I can work with my hands, and so she will often permit me to gradually "progress" to other juicy portions of her real estate until I eventually have her completely stark-naked within half an hour.

by QuacksO February 27, 2017