spulch

A disturbing sexual act involving the disinterment and molestation of the recently dead. The word is an onomotapoeia, as the sound of a week-dead vagina being pried open can sound like 'spulch'.

"The gravestone said she was only 18, so I got my shovel and spatula and headed out for a night of spulching."

by Capnscumbone September 21, 2007

Spulf

homework induced vomit

I am going to spulf all over myself if I have to read one more page of this book.

by zepper October 6, 2009

spulabadah

equivalent of a description that cannot be put into words regarding a person or object of great ugliness

Did you see Scott's date? That girl looked like spulabadah!

by Doublefish August 25, 2003

Spulanchies

An STD that effects the recticular area

Dude 1:

I got the Spulanchies last night!

Dude 2:

No way?? Does your recticular area burn?

by dr.chase June 16, 2011

Spully

2 People that are telepathically joined together forever. Soulmates.

OMG Cat and Grace are the perfect spullys!

by Catiafartia October 21, 2012

spult

A word that sounds racist but doesn't actually mean anything.

Dude you're such a spult.

by Sikda March 26, 2018

spule

When you eat some chorizo and it doesn’t digest properly and you poop out bits of chorizo

I just spuled all over the toilet

by Jojojomo January 16, 2020