spruce moose

a line in the simpsons

smithers we will ride the new model plane i built. its callad the spruce moose

by ben johnssonn May 20, 2005

dual spruce

to shit and throw up at the same time.

Dude, that Chartwells made me dual spruce!

by bisignano February 17, 2008

Produce the spruce

Dropping phat logs in the toilet

Yo I just ate a Crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell, now it’s time to produce the spruce!

by Tacobellchamp69 September 5, 2019

Belyando Spruce

A regional term for cannabis. Australian slang for marijuana. According to botanical.com its the US government's street term for cannabis.

Joey used a vaporizer to inhale the medicinal properties of the Belyando Spruce plant.

by Rome December 17, 2014

What the spruce

Another meaning for what the heck etc.

Me: bro I saw a floating delivery on my washing machine floor on the escalator

You: erm, what the spruce?

by d’lo savage 123 June 15, 2023

Spruce Pine

Term used to describe small hick towns in the corner of North Carolina. These towns prey on peoples' dreams and trap these very people within their borders. A Spruce Pine is known primarily for having a high abundance of christmas trees, tobacco and the sub-species; redneck.

"Did you hear about Lydia?"
"No, what happened?"
"She got trapped in a Spruce Pine."

by JeremyWise February 4, 2009

Spruce Goose

An intense sexual postion, involving vertical insertion.

Yo did Johnny really spruce goose nick's mom?

by I Dont Know February 12, 2005