cole sprouse

a hot daddy

cole sprouse: your daughter calls me dad too

by Oof soundtrack ft. toni topaz August 10, 2018

MATT FROM WII SPORTS

a god next to shaggy 2nd best best at everything can and will kill you

MATT FROM WII SPORTS IS COMMING TO KILL ME TODAY

by Alan??????? November 21, 2019

sports jockey

Refers to a male with unfulfilled dreams of sports stardom who then pressures his children into playing sports in the hope they achieve the stardom he failed to achieve.

The sports jockey is the male equivalent of the stage mom.

Wife 1: (Sighing) My husband enrolled (insert child's name here) in softball, gymnastics, tennis, and track this year at school.

Wife 2: You poor thing. You married a sports jockey too?

by Loxi July 17, 2009

Russian Sports Drink

Noun. A heady mix of vodka and Gatorade.

Kaalen: Yo, I bought the vodka, did you bring the Gatorade?
Tim: Wouldn't be a Russian sports drink without it!

by Cklark Ckent April 14, 2014

Winter sports

Dating white girls.

I'm not much for cold weather , but I'm a Jamaican who is definately into "winter sports"!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 26, 2021

Dylan sprouse

Dylan sprouse is a total cutie. He is intelligent and got a degree From NYU but decided to fade out. Although he does have many movies coming out soon. Around 4.

Dylan Sprouse is so cute it’s unbelievable. I’m totally in love with him. He’s actually hot

by DontOofAroundMe June 5, 2019

The Sportscenter

Having sex in doggy-style position while watching Sportcenter late at night making sure to climax exactly when "Da da da—Da da da" is played and yelling "Da da da—Da da da" while thrusting to the rythms of the forementioned "Da da da—Da da da" before rolling over and fading into sleep during the Highlight of the Night.

'' Yo guys, I was at this engineering competition in an hotel and I totally did The Sportscenter to this girl while my roomate was passed out in the other bed"

by FacepalmMTL April 3, 2010