Ass Spittle

Its when you have diarrhea and after the main poor comes out and its half gas, half liquid. This half gas, half liquid mixture is called ass spittle

I was sitting on the toilet and a little ass spittle came out

by Scumberto February 21, 2018

Spittle

Spittle is to automatically respond to your friend (s) before they even ask the question, since you already know what your friends are going to ask.

Example: I already spittle the location to Shannon because there are so many McDonald's in our state.

by WindowSeatGirl October 26, 2014

Spittle

To spit semen that was previously ejaculated into ones mouth onto their partners; usually on the face.

After Joe ejaculated in Susan's mouth she spittled all over his face.

by Corey Curtis October 5, 2007

Spittle

The dots of spit that appear on your computer screen when you laugh while on the computer.

Oh my god, I just spittled.

by TyTy767 July 12, 2011

Spritzlefragick

To spritzlefragick is to wake up in the middle of the night and get a glass of water. No other liquid can be used in spritzlefragick or else it isn't spritzlefragick, and you can't just wake up from a nap or it isn't the same. Only at night and only water...

A friend and I were sitting up late one night talking about the things we had done that day, and my friend went to get a glass of water. While he was out I started thinking of random words and then this word hit me. It kind of just rolled off of my tongue and the name fit its definition so perfectly that I couldn't help but feel proud.

I had to spritzlefragick last night.

by DrEbola December 27, 2006

Spittle

noun, see also perfect and friend shitter onner to hang out with girlfriend: also known as golden boy, a spittle could commonly be found laying around on his couch, or buying V-necks at the nearest H&M.

Oh my god! Look at that fuckin' SPittle over there! What a fuckin douche bag!

by Lynn Crum December 14, 2007

scrittle

Scrittle, the scrotal tickle or tickle of the scrotum. The scrittle can often be seen accompanying oral gratification.

Warning!: The scrittle can result in premature and ill-aimed loads, serious eye injury may occur.

Example, She tickled my pickle and scrittled my scrotum. I then proceeded to give the bitch an angry pirate.

by Ry'Hara June 27, 2005