bag spreading

When a woman takes up multiple seats, with there bags on public transport.

Look at that girl bag spreading what a scumbag.

by Patriatchy May 10, 2017

spreadie

The act of spreading ones legs for a photo - normally sexual in nature.

That girl sent me a spreadie.

by shabash June 10, 2014

Spreadsheet

A sheet, towel or other linen laid out over existing bed linens or over carpeting for the purpose of have sex and to protect the underlying fabrics from sexual fluid stains.

Maggie refused to have sex and risk squirting all over her Sferra Milos Sheet Set so she made her husband go to Walmart to by a spreadsheet.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016

Spream

1. A steady, spraying stream
2. A contrail

1. The hose was spreaming water
2. The jet engine was spreaming smoke

by NoFear14 March 7, 2021

Glute Spread

For one to take their hands in between their Gluteus Maximus and pull their cheeks apart. Typically done on bodybuilding stages. Tristyn Lee is the one who formulated this posing routine. Phil Heath did it on stage in 2018 which sparked its huge success in bodybuilding.

Did you see Phil heaths Glute spread in 2018? That pose was incredible!

by Tristyn Lee August 14, 2021

ghetto spread

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

INGREDIENTS
1 - shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
1- bag of CLASSIC LAYS potato chips

INSTRUCTIONS
- while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell.

- add noodles to water and then once noodles are cooked spread your noodles out on plastic bag then pour your bag of CLASSIC LAYS ontop of your TOP RAMEN

-say your prayer then eat alone and make sure you don't let any of the bums see you making this or else your hungry ass wont be eating alone

"aye, TINY BABY FACE! after your break off for throwing your open bag of TOP RAMEN all over your celly, make sure to eat another ghetto spread for maximum results for your out date lil homie...and sound off when your done!!"

by young savvy IE WEST END PWG December 3, 2020

Ted’s Spread

In Jarts (lawn darts); the act of fluffing the hoop with your buttocks facing the court of play. With the proper attire, you’re man bits should be visible.

Oh great, here comes Ted’s spread...

by Mad Skeezy May 11, 2018