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confused screaming

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF
Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*
by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018
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spreadsheet tycoon

An entrepreneur who falsely believes, based on his own naive financial projections, that he will get rich.
Did you see Bob's stupid new business plan? The guy is a spreadsheet tycoon.
by Ho Sun Yan October 9, 2008
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scream test

When you don't know if something is still being used so you take it away and see if anybody screams.
Carrie: Do you know if anyone even uses this network folder anymore?

Scot: No fucking clue, I'll give it a scream test. DELETE

Matt: (the next day): WTF happened to my porn folder!
by jamison313 January 15, 2008
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spramp

verb; to spramp, she spramps, spramping.

The action of liquid being forced onto something/somebody.

As heard on Will & Grace, ep. 1.17.
The ocean waves spramps on the rocks.

I like to spramp some perfume on for the hubby.

I like to spramp a little water on my face every morning.

WRONG USE OF THE WORD:
"I'm spramped if I do, I'm spramped if I don't." Being spramped has nothing to do with being screwed (in the clean sense of the word).
by Unna L. Wildt April 15, 2008
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spreadshit

An Excel spreadsheet with no redeeming value, it's purpose was to provide data but all it creates is confusion and frustration.
Bill: Do you have the forecasts for next week's production?
Ted: No, the data Rufus sent is horrible. All of it was on one ridiculous spreadshit. I asked him if he knew what a column was. He said he just finished reading one in the newspaper.
Bill: I can't believe he still works here.
Ted: The worst part is I have 400 rows worth of data in one merged cell. I don't even know how he managed that.
by Rooks January 24, 2008
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spread em

what police say to you when they wanna fondle you
Spread em!
by Alexius November 6, 2003
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Screamer Wiki

If you want to know about internet screamers, or shock sites go to the Screamer Wiki. They are basically a whole database about screamers like K-fee, ScaryMaze. There are also shock sites documented like Heyya.org, and 2girls1cup.

Site if you are curious: screamer.wiki
Guy 1: What's the Screamer Wiki?
Guy 2: A magical place that documents screamers.
Guy 3: You forgot shock sites!
Guy 2: Oh yeah! They also made me desensitized. I've seen heyya.org.
Guy 1: Wonderful.
by LuaGunsX December 22, 2022
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