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Spreadsheet

An activity or game that is strangely compelling despite involving large amounts of number reading, calculations and thinking with relatively little visual stimulation. Thus, it is comparable to spreadsheets, a form of data collection.
"I've been playing a strategy game on my PC a lot recently. It's totally a spreadsheet but I'm having loads of fun with it."
by BeforeJam April 5, 2015
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Shredache

A headache that comes from listening to to much Metal.
"Dude I've been listening to so much metal today,I cant take anymore.
I have a Shredache"
by H.D.A. April 26, 2009
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Spreadsheeting

The act of spreading one's naked body out on the sheets, preferably with one of the opposite sex.

Tenses: spreadsheet (future), spreadsheeting (present), spreadshat (past)
Past tense example: "I spreadshat the shit outta that ass"

Present tense example: "I can't believe we are finally spreadsheeting!"

Future tense example: "I can't wait to spreadsheet that dude this weekend!"
by The Universers February 28, 2014
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Spreadsheet lovefest

The culmination of a series of spreadsheets that contain absolutely useless data that required a multitude of hours and days to compile. The time spent can be considered a incremental loss of precious time in your life.
I wasted four days on that fucking spreadsheet lovefest!
by Johnny Revenge February 20, 2009
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Spreadage

The name of the location where one street splits into two.
Deuce: you wanna meet up?
Spam: Sure, where at?
Deuce and Spam: SPREADAGE!!
by mike604 December 16, 2006
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spreadhead

Young people with unfortunate music taste; easily identifiable because they dress, talk, and act exactly the same way- due to conformity and/or the heavy drug use has reduced IQ to dangerous levels.

guys: khaki shorts, flip flops, visor, sunglasses, giant hemp necklace- only for use at shows (wouldn't want to wear that back at the frat), earliest WSP shirt they can find- the more obscure the better- particularly if it contains an inside reference to a revered song, and a pocket or two full of drugs-preferably E; particular reverence to JB & whatever show they attended that was located furthest from their present location

girls- anything lightweight and hemp, patchwork flowy skirts, hemp jewelry, incredibly pale, no makeup, very thin (though some are chubby, they're just potheads, only occasional E users), purse full of drugs, preferably E

If these poor misguided youth would stop their continual drug use, they would understand that the music sucks @ss, and they only attend shows for the abundance of drugs.

Their only redeemable quality is the free distribution of drugs to strangers when high on E at shows...and the humor you enjoy while watching this many drugged-out yuppie kids try to dance.
Q: "did you see that group of spreadheads over there?"

A: "yea, what douchebags. they actually believe they're the new deadheads."

Q: "did you see the white guy with dreads come out of that lexus SUV?"

A: "must be a spreadhead"
by not tonedeaf August 17, 2006
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spreadhead

spreadhead (noun) 1. facing pages 2. new underground guerrilla exploratory art and literature in the new medium (www.spreadhead.net)
by rigor mortis August 30, 2003
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