Spreadcheek

A person who gets their ass wiped willingly or unwillingly by another person in pornographic videos.

"Take that you fucking spreadcheek."

by BOBBOBOB August 23, 2004

Spreadsheeter

It is said of a homosexual man who really loves NSA sex with one, two or lots of men. Mostly, but not always, a bottom gay.
Expression comes from Argentina, where it is an habit for some gays to go to Brazil and have sex with as many dudes as possible, then ''fill Excel spreadsheets with the dicks they ate''.

''He's a totally spreadsheeter; look how the bitch is counting all the guys who fucked him''.

by dantelicious July 11, 2009

Spreadsheeting

When your partner keeps overly meticulous track of expenditure in the relationship pertaining to what you "owe" them, to the detriment of your physical relationship.

He was spreadsheeting every condom he bought and used with me. I had to pay him at the end of the month.

by redaisy14 December 8, 2022

Spreadsheeted

The act of submitting data into a spreadsheet and it getting lost though the complex array of formulas

"George, another applicant got Spreadsheeted again."

by SnepSol February 5, 2026

Drop a spread sheet

Ejaculate, come, male climax
Act of projecting semen out of the body through one's cock

Did you drop a spread sheet?

Yeah! All over her face and she licked it.

by tickl1sh May 29, 2014

Spreadcheat

A large, seemingly complex, data-packed spreadsheet often containing multiple colored rows, columns, charts and graphs, that is kept open on one or more your office monitors solely to imply the presence of important work being done

Every time I leave work early or take a nap in the warehouse while on the clock, I make sure to leave at least 1 spreadcheat open on my computer for passers-by to notice.

by Broofbo23 August 31, 2012

Spreadshot

SPREADSHOT
(adjective)

1. Fatigue due to use of spreadsheets.

“I spent all day trying to crunch these numbers and now I am spreadshot.”

by joannasaurusrex August 10, 2017