sprint pcs

The action of running to the bathroom before a PCS, or Post-Chipotle shit.

Dude, did you see that kid Sprint PCS, that was a riot.... LeBRON!!!!!!!!

by J Radd May 17, 2007

Sprint of Shame

What occurs when women on the Maury Show hear the words "You are NOT the father".

After it was proven she was mistaken about paternity, she did the Sprint of Shame to Maury's backstage area.

by Eric Ogunbase August 5, 2007

Spaintastic

Adj. A qualifier used to describe something which is both Spanish and fantastic.

You're going to Madrid?
That's spaintastic.

by Whitey September 5, 2003

sprinter shuffle

Designed for sprinters to feign as if they are really working during a long run or warm-up laps, but in reality are just moving their arms in perfect sprinter form, and are moving at an extremely slow pace (an easy jog). When seen from a distance, a coach will be very proud of his sprinters. This saves energy and is characteristic of all sprinters once they get smart enough to utilize this tool.

Freshman: Phew, warm-up laps suck.
Sprint Captain: You actually ran that? Fail. Learn the sprinter shuffle.

by trackjankyy November 17, 2009

bum sprain

To be suffering pain in the bum brought on through either too much of or non use of the bum.

God damn! This bum sprain is killing me. I need to stand up/sit down.

by TheWizeMan July 31, 2017

sprint car

N. The Fastest Machine to Race on Dirt. Usually around 1-4 tons, Averaging 80-120 miles per hour. These cars have no first gear and cannot start by themselves. Sprint cars also can race on Asphalt Tracks. They have few different classes of them, wingless, 410, 360, and 305. 410, 360, and 305 are classes of motors used by Sprint Car Drivers. 410 being the fastest, so on and so forth.

Jeff Gordon Races a nascar, but Steve Kinser Races a sprint car.

by Speed September 26, 2004

Dodge Sprinter

Along with the Chevy Lumina Van, this vehicle will get you all the young wet bitches and cruise better than a Dynamic Image/Euro Styles East souped up car.

I'm gonna plow my Dodge Sprinter through Euro Styles East's windows and then flick off all the mother fuckers that stand in my way.

by Fusy Baby December 11, 2004