sparkling vanilla

The first definition is bullshit! A Sparkling Vanilla is when you have sex with an albino girl and she gets really sweaty. It has nothing to do with cum. If you rewatch The Demented Porn movie you'll hear the sex ed prof explain it.

Cream soda has nothing to do with it either.

*german accent* As you can see Chris and Carmen have just performed the Sparkling Vanilla. No you can see where the name comes from ja??

by CamaCamaCamaCamaCameleooon January 19, 2006

sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

by Mike February 3, 2005

spoodling

The combined act of cuddling and spooning

Spoodling is when people spoon and cuddle at the same time

by cucchiaino February 3, 2010

Sparkling Water

Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.

Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’

by Peasant01 June 10, 2018

wild spalding

when your banging a girl from behind in the bathroom and you keep dunking her head in the toilet.

At first we thought he had given her a swirly the he told us he had given her a wild spalding.

by Bob cenco the 3rd December 25, 2008

spading

to flirt with someone

i had a great time spading at that party

by in memory of zoe from study camp! July 16, 2003

spatling

When a girl preludes a loogie in her mouth while with-holding massive amounts of cum in her mouth. She then spits it in your asshole to produce a spatling.

Sheila laid a spatling down my anus. Then I fucked your mom.

by BowWowBigDick August 7, 2008