someone who is so in love with sports that they would have sex with it if they could
Joe is so sportosexual, he played madden while watching the hockey game on his computer and the basketball game on his tablet and while talking to his friend about soccer on the phone after he came home from baseball practice
When i was running down stairs to open my presents on Christmas , i walked in on my mother playing with her self using a Santa Candle.
Its the time of year for her to get alittle Santsexual.