Dick's Sporting Wood

Giant retailer of condoms and other sexual enhancement products.

Joff: My girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. I can't wait to give her the balogna pony. I need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.

LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.

Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?

LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!

by joff leff December 28, 2011

sportmonkey

Can be defined as someone who has a great knowledge of any sport.
Also can be used as an endering comment for loved ones.
Can also be used in the place of swear words whilst in the company of young children or members of the cloth.

That guy is such a sportmonkey..

Hello my darling sportmonkey..

What a load of sportmonkey..

by avaminit November 5, 2009

Billy Bob Sportin

When white trash thinks he/she has something nice, when its really a piece of junk.

Look at Joe over there billy bob sportin in his 1992 Camaro

by JNeuge February 26, 2017

Sportin'

To be stylin'. Something that is: "cool, chill, hott, tight."

Also means that you're rockin' something, or wearing something to the utmost.

This party is mad sportin'.

That outfit is sportin'.

I'm sportin' the black bandana, so you can't! Take it off!

by chelsea frank November 28, 2006

Sporting Toe

When a chick has a camel toe.

Damn, Merissa was sporting toe today. What a whore!

by Dushon Mandicks May 20, 2008

sportin

what you wear for clothing, accessories, or other things you own

Jay was sportin his new kicks at the club.

by Nomad72 May 6, 2006

Sporting Clube de Portugal

A portuguese football team.
Nowadays are shit.
Deus Ilori plays for them.
Causes depression to millions of fans

Sporting Clube de Portugal and Ilori are dog shit

by Deus no Comando February 4, 2020