A game that is inherently competitive as well as physically trying beyond normal parameters encountered in daily life. Rules regulate all aspects of the game and are agreed upon prior to the start of a game. A winner/s is/are determined upon completion of the game by a determined authority.
Verb. To make an unauthorized exit; leaving without permission. May especially apply to leaving work before the end of the day. Also applicable to family events or unpleasant but mandatory parties or appearances.
Joe is not here; he sported early;
or
This party sucks. Let's sport on out of here.
An athletic competition that involves concreterules, a system of points, and total douche-fucks.
"Hey are you going to the game on friday?"
"Naw. Craig's the quarterback of (enter high school sports team name here)."
"Oh yeah. Craig's a total douche-fuck."