yuppie's definitions

Cock Beetle

Pubic lice, crabs, or an itchy problem.

"Dude you got cock beetles!"

by Yuppie January 1, 2017

Wackers

crazy, also 'crackers'

that 'dimwit' is a wacker first grade

by yuppie June 13, 2003

DIB

Acronymn for Dick In Bum
Anal intercourse

Greg loves dib from strangers

by Yuppie November 4, 2004

sport

something nerds should get out and play more often

this sport is too hard, i want to go sulk in my room and play cs more!

by yuppie June 10, 2003

Pony

A word with the same meaning as pinny, small penis, used discretely to prevent teachers or authority figures from finding out what is being talked about.

Greg likes Kerry riding his pony although he cannot feel it due to its unhumainly small size.

by Yuppie November 4, 2004

ass crab

A small species of crustacean that resides in the anal region of male humans.
It feeds primarily on semen and unborn babies.

Best way to counter is with the head of a penis - their one weakness.

Dude, your ass crab crawled in my urethra!

by Yuppie June 27, 2008

LTC

Acronymn of Lick The Clit.

Quick Matt, dive down there, wet your lips and LTC!

by Yuppie November 9, 2004