The Spoons Years

Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.

I’m tired at work, all the time; I can’t wait for the Spoons Years.

by Moose1184 October 28, 2018

Spoonism

The religion of the future! {Spoonists} praise {Mr. Spoonhower} and only use spoons when they eat (occasionally sporks). You can typically see a Spoonist chanting "ALL HEIL SPOON" Spoonists despise {Shenists}.

Spoonism is so much better then Shenism

by Spoonist101 October 16, 2018

spoons rattling

A roasting position by the legendary god himself "Spongebob Squarepants", within the episode where spongeboob is a pioneer he begins to spoon rattle his big nosed partner Squidward.

Yo you just got into a spoons rattling off with Jay-z

by Young Young September 13, 2017

Coke Spoons

Coke spoons refer to long fingernails that can be utilized to snort cocaine. Usually the pinky fingernail is kept long for this purpose.

Trim your fingernails, or are you trying to grow some coke spoons?

by the_annihilator May 26, 2010

spoons

Spoons is a card game played with a standard deck and enough actual spoons for the number of players-1. The spoons are set in the middle of a table and the players sit around them. (The game is usually played with at least two decks) A dealer deals each player four cards. The person to the left of the dealer draws cards from the remaining deck, one by one, and discarding subsequently, attempting to get four of a kind. Only four cards can be held at one time. The cards that this player discards becomes the next player's draw pile, and that player does the same thing. Cards are continuously drawn and discarded in an attempt to get four of a kind upon availability. Once a player gets four of a kind, that player takes a spoon from the middle of the table. Thence forward, the other players must also take a spoon. The player left without a spoon loses.

A variant of this game is "Free-Money Spoons." -A Sharpie is required. Each time a person loses, one successive letter of the term "free money" must be written in Sharpie in that person's arm. The first person to get "free money" completely written across their arm loses.
A variant of this variant is that the word or term to be written across the person's arm may be a curse word or curse term.

*Playing this game -especially with the latter variant- may result in the players jumping onto the table in an attempt to obtain a spoon; this may subsequently result in the table breaking... so don't play it on your mom's diningroom table.

Spoons may also be played with forks or knives... at your own risk.

FREE MONEY

mother fucker
shit
ass
damn
bitch
nigger

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

Rusty Spoons

A phrase that expresses your orgasmic love for something.
May also be used in suggestive concept.

Becca: charmander is just RUSTY SPOONS
Emily: I know !

Becca: Rusty Spoons ?
Emily: Let's wait until my parents leave.

SaladFingers: I like Rusty Spoons

by beccasarahdeil January 14, 2010

Spoonology

Spoonology (or Spoon Theory) is the belief that the universe is made out of tiny tessellating spoons created by our lord and saviour Spoona.

distributors of Spoon/spoonologists/spoonists/spooners are just some of the many names used to describe someone who believes in Spoonology. Spoonists pray by inserting one spoon into there mouth and resting another on there nose.

Spoonists are also taught to praise the holy spork which they believe is a gift from Spoona.

It is believed the the spoonists one goal in life is to complain to KFC about the free sporks which are available in there stores.

Spoonology is the one true religion!

by #Spoonology July 23, 2015