Spondeuce

A game of theft that , when played cannot ever be quit.

If you are holding an object , any person also involved in spondeuce , May come and snatch it from you whilst saying “spondeuce.”

That object is now their property until victimized player manages to Spondeuce it back .

You may only spondeuce handheld items.

There’s a spondeuce Homie you see sitting in desk at school writing paper with dope pen.

Run over to homie involved in spondeuce , jack his pen and, if appropriate , yell “spondeuce.”

by vajj26 & pro edge May 6, 2018

Sponglemopper

The person responsible for mopping up stray jizz on a porn set.

Jimmy was shocked when Tracy refused to clear up his jizz after he blew his load all over the bed.

"Do I look like your sponglemopper, you messy assclown?"

by Gronksucker February 7, 2019

Spindle Sander

When engaging in sex on the beach, the male will inconspicuously dip his genitals into the sand and then proceed with penetration in an act of spite.

Bro, did you hear what Josh did on vacation? He got into an argument with his girlfriend and used the ole spindle sander on her when they “went for a walk on the beach” later that night. She came back to the hotel walking like a cowboy.

by J-Sleezy69 April 21, 2022

e-spondence

Illuminating communication with someone via email exchanges, over a period of time.

I'm having a fascinating e-spondence with the guy I met at the green seminar last month, really getting to know him.

by hardybear February 13, 2009

Bone and Spindle

When your partner uses your penis like Survivor man trying to start a fire with a stick.

I had four girls practice the Bone and Spindle on me last night, and now I need a skin graft.

by Whitesugar50 June 7, 2018

spongle

To screw something up.

Gilligan spongled his story, the messing twunt. Makes a change from spongling his dongle in the Daily Telegraph office after hours.

by Liam White March 26, 2004

spindletree

A sexual position in which the man holds up the woman by the thighs or buttocks while she is positioned on his erect shaft. The man then proceeds to rotate in a circle while the woman leans her head back. A circle of other men proceed to cockslap the woman as her face spins around the circle.

Joe and Laura's intercourse got crazy when they invited Jimmy, Thomas, William, Philip, Johnathon, Michael, Dennis, and Horatio for a some crazy spindletree action.

by Theycantstop us June 26, 2010