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Sponging

To transform the human body into a sponge that has one purpose: to soak up alcohol, most commonly cheap beer.
Yesterday, after a session of hardcore sponging at the frat, I blacked out and committed a Scarsdale Surprise.
by Improvize June 20, 2011
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death knell spending

1. The act of an old person spending because of an anticipated death.
1.Anyone over the age of 80 purchasing a Ferrari is a common form of death knell spending.
by Set "Checkmate God" April 16, 2010
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Sponging

When a girls pussy is wet and has an abundant amount of pubic hair. The act of "sponging" happens when the girl sits on top of a persons face thrusting her hips back and forth, basically scrubbing her partners face.

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"Hey Beth I was "sponging" my boyfriend last night, and accidentally made his face raw."
by ReD JaK April 24, 2010
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Sponging

The female equivalent of performing a tea-bagging. Where a female will dutifully remove her lower body clothing, and whilst moist or otherwise will then proceed to present her mound upon the recipients face, vigorously gyrating back and forth for a suitably hilarious amount of time.
I hope you enjoyed it as much as Paul would enjoy an extended, extremely moist sponging from Laura.
by captainchucky January 25, 2015
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I love spending time with you

When you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend that you love him/her, and you are told back “I love spending time with you”. The feeling is like you just took a shit, and sucked it back up your asshole, through that up, ate it, and threw it up again. (A lot like Two girls one cup).
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love spending time with you
Guy: *Jumps off bridge*
by Cripplingdepression69 January 5, 2018
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Spunding

Removing a banana from the peel. Reserving the peel and microwaving it until it is warm, then affixing googly eyes to the peel in a manner in which they look at you and then having crazy, dirty sex with it.
I saw the bananas in the store, they were begging for a good spunding.
by Spunder October 25, 2009
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spending a third

Nick was spending a third with Daisy.
by ireallydontknow12 September 21, 2013
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