Spoet

Spoet (spoh it)

1. A horny little bird who resembles a chicken but sports a hair do like Elvis and writes with a quill; this bird enjoys popping up in random places and either dumps your heartfelt letters or faps to your maxims.

Spoet is in yur mailbox fappin to yur maxims!

"Spoet's all up in the mix like fuckin betty crocker." -Spoet Himself

"dude spoets are fuckin awesome..lmfao..." -TDizzle

"I had a spoet until he lost one of my paychecks and I had to kick his ass." - AndThenThereWasBlunt

"I do not want to kill shit, nut why are people chatting about spoet here, mainly the guys. It gay. People should keep up with bud talk." =bRi=

by oishii December 9, 2008

Spotty ooo's

When something is good, or 'spot on'.

Spotty ooo's!

by spotty ooo's August 11, 2010

spooty

Very very messy hair; the hair is everywhere.

"Your hair is really spooty."

by Some_kid_you_dont_know August 6, 2020

brown spotty

The act during sexual relations of using the tip of your finger to play with a girls anus and then slide, the same finger, forward to the clit ultimately causing some sort of uti (urinary tract infection) for the girl.

I'm going to give her the worst brown spotty tonight!

She's going to feel that brown spotty in the morning...

Joe! Stop being such a brown spotty douche!

by GiuElz July 20, 2014

Sporty

Common expression for "sexually adventurous."

That Mel C sure is sporty!

by Cary1 December 11, 2007

Sponty

A spontaneous gathering of an extended group of friends, generally involving alcohol or other recreational drugs.

Are you guys doing anything tonight? No? Sponty at Clare's!

by HSK (Hectic Sponty Krew) January 4, 2009

spotty

To be really zitty

Weh, lookit her face, she's so spotty!

by nomi April 17, 2004