sloppy head

A blowjob with a lot of saliva.

My girlfriend gives me sloppy head everyday.

by Carlinhos April 22, 2017

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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022

Sloppy Bitch

A child-eating fucker who comes back every 27 years.

Has also lots of red balloons?

Richie: “Hey Fuckface ! You wanna play truth or dare? Here’s a truth you’re a SLOPPY BITCH!”

by toziervibes October 14, 2019

sloppy mommie

A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.

"You had unprotected sex with that sloppy mommie? HA HA get ready to pay child support, idiot.

by running out of patience January 5, 2008

Sloppy Cake

When someone's rump is fat but not in a slim thick way; a sloppy way

"Yo she's got some sloppy cake! Oh hell nah!"
"I like myself a man with some ASS but I don't like no sloppy cake, just that good, tight, thick shit."

by onthatrealshit December 13, 2016

Sloppy Pear

When you have green diarrhea and you release some into your partners mouth, then while releasing the rest into the toilet your partner is giving you head while using the diarrhea as lube!!!

My diarrhea was getting hard to bear so I asked my partner to give me a sloppy pear.

by Happy Willie January 12, 2011

Sloppy Joe Buns

Little bit of poop stuck in the butt crack. You know when it's there, itchy and uncomfortable.

That man has horrible Sloppy Joe Buns.
I had SJB for hours today.

by Sexytime4you June 2, 2016