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Splooge

The reaction of a certain member of society who cannot control their male organs when questioned by a female.
"Whats your name?"

"OMG GRIMSBY COLLEGE *splooge pants*"
by Paul_m June 10, 2007
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Splooge

giz ( joy juice ) or ne thing that gets on you or on something
oh damn, i got splooge all over me! haha jeff blew his load on the table and its got splooge all over!
by abigail October 5, 2002
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Splooge

When you haven't came in weeks and finally bust a load while pulling out.
"Holy crap dude, somebody splooged here!"
"I just f*cked some chick in the bathroom and splooged all over the floor!"
by Hoodwinked Hoes November 2, 2021
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Splooge

When your girlfriend won't give it to you so you jerk off all day for seven days straight. At the end of the week the trickle of watery diluted cum is called splooge. This is not to be confused with Scrooge who was some cheap ass mother fucker. Also not to be confused with Squooge which is when you cornholing a woman you pull out and shoot all over her back and then use a squeegie to clean her off. If she's a real Slooge she will then lick the squeegie clean.
Baby, how long you going to hold out...I'm down to my last drop of Splooge!
by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018
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Splooge

Semen coming from a man’s penis
Bro, I totally got splooge all over my car after hanging out with here
by TexanTennessean January 9, 2022
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Splooge

That chix so hot ima splooge
by papi pig November 4, 2019
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Splooge

"Dude this girl splooged all over my face when I went down on her"
by Sexy chick November 12, 2014
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