Slompy

Similar to "lenergic", slompy is a state of tiredness often induced by boredom. This boredom somehow leads to a feeling of having energy, but at the same time being unable to complete any meaningful task.

A state of slompyness can also be developed over long periods of procrastination.

"I'm just too slompy to finish my homework tonight. I'll just do it tomorrow."

by Ndrd January 21, 2009

slomp

Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.

Jered, James, Dylan, Joey, Eric, Shawn, and I slomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.

by Klan Member August 24, 2009

splorp

A NorCal slang-word used similarly to the word "jawn". A replacement for almost any noun if used correctly.

A-yo! Ya'll ninjas gots that splorp we was talkin 'bout last night?

Sorry man. Didn't mean to get all up in your splorp like that.

by BlaZe2f0Ur7 October 3, 2016

splorphed

a little bit more than tipsy, but not quite drunk

After five shots of vodka, Wendy was nice and splorphed.

by pillravi March 9, 2017

sploopnoodle

The cousin of the poopnoodle just add a little sperm, and a little blood and you get sploopnoodle

I got a sploopnoodle from your mom last night

by Darnell Nelson August 24, 2019

Sploop

The mixture of cum and poop that comes out of the ass after anal sex

I had to take a sploop after having anal sex

by Galaxy moon November 8, 2019

Splimp

A SIMP and a Pimp combined.

Aaron is such a Splimp dude.

by Majorsloth13 May 10, 2020