When you're planning a trip with friends, narrow down your itinerary and agree upon it, and then upon arrival at your destination one friend announces they have scheduled an additional leg. This was done covertly and is to the destination you had previously and jointly decided against.
Once arrived at said additional destination, your friend Facebook posts countless photos intended to solicit envy.
Once arrived at said additional destination, your friend Facebook posts countless photos intended to solicit envy.
"Hey John, you're not going to believe this... Jeff scheduled a splinter trip to Mendoza, when we agreed to keep the trip just to Buenos Aires!"
by wssshht March 23, 2012
Get the splinter trip mug.When you are having anal sex and the female takes a shit, and the turd (log) is split in two by the penis, just like a log splitter.
I was banging Kendora last and she shit while I was in her ass.
Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.
Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.
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These fucked up deformed psychos that are the result of excessive genetic modification.Usually seen wearing 50's masquerade masks.Appear in the game Bioshock.Classified by their method of attack:
Thuggish-use blunt objects to try to bludgeon you to death.
Leadhead-use pistols and machineguns.
Nitro-use various thrown explosives.
Spider-uses hooks to crawl on walls and for melee attacks or thrown.Extremely agile.
Houdini-constantly teleports,leaving behind a bloody mist,then reappears,using fire or ice plasmids.
Thuggish-use blunt objects to try to bludgeon you to death.
Leadhead-use pistols and machineguns.
Nitro-use various thrown explosives.
Spider-uses hooks to crawl on walls and for melee attacks or thrown.Extremely agile.
Houdini-constantly teleports,leaving behind a bloody mist,then reappears,using fire or ice plasmids.
Splicers are vulnerable to anti-personel rounds.
by Razastyle October 16, 2008
Get the Splicers mug.Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces
Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.
Hey, nice turd splitter
Hey, nice turd splitter
by HB November 29, 2004
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Get the splintercat mug.noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping
adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.
Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.
Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.
by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009
Get the turd splinter mug.A popular homosexual practice in which a bender takes two dicks in his ass at the same time. Named after the famous gay artist Briggsy who popularised it at his renowned gay soirees in the 1990s.
It's no wonder that Briggsy walked funny. Nigel and Quentin gave me a Briggsy ring-splitter at the weekend and I haven't been able to sit down since.
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