sploffage

1) Unwanted cuttings of paper.
2) Excess pieces of paper.

I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the floor.

by Charles Donaldson December 20, 2005

splingage

spinning blingage. bling that spins.

young buck's bling spins, that is madd splingage!

by norizzleH March 29, 2005

splefage

a coded term with surf lingo origins to describe purchase of marijuana
spleef being a code word for the marijuana and "age" added on for quantity. Similiar use of word abbreviation in "munching on the grindage broh" grind = eating --- "age" = quantity

I want to buy some splefage for $50.00 broh!
can you find any?

by Brindleheimers January 17, 2008

Splitface

The face that is pulled when a female splits their Hymen due to strenuous activities

I swear she pulled a massive Splitface after running that last race!

by pedoFail December 9, 2010

Spaffage

From the verb to spaff, the act of abruptly discharging a viscous liquid upon something or someone.

Molly said to Milly 'Sorry about the spaffage, but my yoghurt exploded on your settee and made an awful mess'.

by Martian Daws November 5, 2005

sluffage

Leftover food for the taking.

After the guests ate their share of lunch, the sluffage was brought to the break room so that others would have a bite.

by kyjellyfish September 23, 2008

spliffany petard

A retard who has high social status due to the money his parents have. A spiffy mentally handicapped person.

Rain man or that retard from the hangover. Also Christina ricci in pumpkin.

Dustin Hoffman plays a great spliffany petard in you know rain man also starring that creeper.

by jedi marf October 19, 2013