Skull splitting anger

A man with a one inch penis that's very angry because of his tiny scrotum, loves shitty death/black metal, is a bong zombie who loves the zombie bong, sniffs rank stinky facts, and is genuinely wack.

When Skull splitting anger got broken up with because of his tiny penis and balls, he resorted to huffing paint and sniffing rank farts

by PkTheArsonist July 8, 2021

splishing

is the specific action of trawling through different profiles on online dating/networking sites.

Girl: What have you been doing on the computer all day?

Guy: I've been splishing.

by missfine August 14, 2009

splitting her biscuit

the action performed before penetration with genitalia normally performed with karate chop action.

Mike was going to have sex with his girlfriend and Harmon informs him to get her better prepared for your man sausage you must first start by splitting her biscuit.

by TaylorHarmonMike July 19, 2007

Splitting Lips

This term is used for a guy's night out. Almost like a rally cry. It means either getting into a fight and punching someone in the lip or getting a girl back home and splitting the other kind of lips.

"He's over there splitting lips."

"Yo, Creep is in full lip splitting mode tonight, Watch the F out!"

"Turk's gonna split that chick's lips later."

by Mess104 April 15, 2009

splinting

Assisting the body's pushing out poop/stool by inserting a finger in the vagina and pushing on the vaginal wall toward the rectum.

"Sometimes it is difficult to have a bowel movement without straining," the University of Michigan Health System write in their explanation of the process. "Perianal Pressure/Splinting is a way to help move the stool out of the anal canal."

by LightningBug February 20, 2021

spliffing

(v.)
the action of smoking a spliff/joint

"Dude, John is spliffing his brains out!"

by potface101 February 27, 2009

Shlabbing

The act in which a male shaves his penis, gooch and balls in the shower.

1) Stop shlabbing your junk in my shower.
2) Gotta shlabb the mangina in the shower for tonights date.
3) Ah, a fellow shlabber; I could tell you were one by the way you carry yourself.

by AY052194 February 9, 2013