splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008

splitcher

A pitcher (usually of beer) bought from a bar or restaurant where the cost is split between two or more customers.

"Hey Joe, wanna splitcher?"

"I don't feel like any liquor tonight, let's just get a splitcher".

by randomstringofcharacters1 February 15, 2010

Splather

A foamy lather of spit that forms in the corners of the mouth during speaking.

It was difficult to talk with Bob, due to his constant splather.

by jksmith72 January 17, 2009

Spatchcocking

When you intentionally rub your backpack on a nearby stranger's genitals in an effort to sexually arouse them.

Hey Tom I was spatchcocking some girl standing next to me on the bus and she slipped me her number on the way out!

by Plowinurgranny February 4, 2020

Spatchula

Someone who is extremely annoying and needs to be put in their place.

Also can refer to someone who likes to "flip" a conversation to their favor.

Used most often where cursing and offensive language is prohibited. Most appropriate in cafeterias and kitchens.

Stop touching my stereo you dumb Spatchula!

Put down my Spatula you Spatchula!

I wanted to invite her to the party but she was being such a Spatchula last week.

by Bialystock February 16, 2010

Spatch

The tuft of hair located in the small of the back, just above the crease.

"Dude, you have a the hairiest Spatch I have ever seen!"

by Aaron Billings January 5, 2009

spatchcock

reddening of the penis after beating off with a spatula

Damn my penis hurts, but it was worth it.

by Blake D October 7, 2003