Dirty Spittoon

When you shave the females pubes & have the girl bend over while you chew them, and spit them into her ass.

"Damn, after giving your sister a dirty spittoon, I feel like a total sick-fuck."

by Frank B. Saxton August 27, 2007

spittoon lube

When you give yourself a mild allergic reaction to thicken up your flem like a placenta to enjoy self pleasuring moreso.

Ran out of lotion, drank some milk , used my own spittoon lube, just like fucking a placenta.

by Gatorprimus6969 February 17, 2024

The Human Spittoon

Step 1. Put a dip in your lip
Step 2. Open up your partner's asshole to create a large gap liquid is able to fall into
Step 3.Spit dip spit into your partner' anus
Step 4. After the anus is full, partner will push out the spit back into your mouth
Step 5. Toss the dip out in the anus after 30 minutes and all dip spit is shit out of the partner mentioned asshole
Step 6: Repeat

Chris LeDoux gave me a good ole' fashioned "The Human Spittoon" last night, it was dank because he used Copenhagen. So my ass gave me a super good buzz.

by Hey Dads, it's jewish in here March 16, 2017

spittoon

A dirty little bucket made of metal or stone that people who chew tobacco rather than smoke it. These were popular in the West (of Loathing) and they can also be used with jelly bean chewing tobacco, extra corrosive chewing tobacco, and you can even pee in it, even if your diabetic. In spittoons, you can find helpful items like a nasty ring, porcelain clay figures, emblems, guns, excalibur replicas, and they can even be flipped upside down to turn them into a hat. The act of looking through gross spittoons was beloved by people like Mumflr Fumperdink (Markiplier) and if they are clean or brand new, he begins to cry while hugging the spittoon in the fetal position.

I like to find special items in spittoons.

by Duckdud November 19, 2020

Salty spittoon

When he comes in your mouth, you make it come out of your eyeball and shoot it back in his mouth.

Omg Cameron gave Tarynn a salty spittoon and it was so cool!

by Bitchinkristoff March 18, 2018

Rusty Spittoon

The act of moistening the anus with one's saliva before having anal-sex/foreplay

1) I gave her/him the Rusty Spittoon, which really seemed to make things slide in easier.
2) Without the Rusty Spittoon, I would have felt like my dick stepped into the Majave Desert.
3) Who needs to do use the Rusty Spittoon when you have lube?

by Gabriel The Brave January 19, 2016