Redneck Sperm Bank

The act of jizzing in the family pool and getting multiple girls pregnant....

Grandmom: how did you get knocked up again??

Mom: I went swimming in your pool...

Son: OH FUCK

thats a redneck sperm bank...

by dirty dicks July 8, 2011

Spermante

a type of fizzy jizz/cum (sperm) that's exactly like Asti Spumante wine i.e. white, bubbly and very sticky

I'd been out dancing, when I got home I gave my bird a good seeing to with the old one eyed trouser snake and my knob exploded with a torrent of spermante!

by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005

Spermtaker

Girls who are willing to take the shot from a mans weapon. The girls are often slutty and not very hard to get in bed with. Other names for a spermtaker: jizzeater and cumdumpster.

Myself: Are we gonna score some chicks tonight?
Friend: For sure, we're gonna take home some spermtakers!

by KHDT October 7, 2010

spermbaby

Person who likes to blow on dicks and drinks all the sperm. Drinks it like its milk ( similiar to an infant who sucks on a nipple for milk ).

The hoe swallowed my kids like the spermbaby she is.

by Serge Dog June 28, 2006

Spermbin

A person (female or male) whom you may casually use for the recreational dumping of your sperm

Jason: Hey man, I got with that Lisa girl last night.
David: Ahh, man who hasn't. She is a real spermbin.

by koosmeister July 29, 2009

Spermaknecht

A german word for a male cum dumpster (cause there is no better word)

Christian is a real Spermaknecht, he get's filled up every weekend.

by Grommash April 29, 2015

spermaniac

a disease commonly found in exchange student after they have been bullied and force to take part in a orgy where they have to drink 5 or more gallons of man sperm so they get used to it and cant live without it, people with this disease often become very strong and muscly because of the high amounts of protein in the sperm.

damn, look at that asian boi, he got good booty and is strong as hell, he must got the spermaniac disease

by Logi Boi Iceland December 11, 2019