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Spellman

When used as a noun, means coolest mo fo in the shizzity.

Can also be used to represent.

When used as a verb, means: To bang witht he grace of a butterfly, stamina of a rhino, and hang-lo the size of a stallion
(noun) Spellman is the shiznit.

(verb) I gets the stank on my hang lo when I Spellman these hizoes.
by Spellman June 18, 2003
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spelman

wank fodder. material to masturbate to, ball epmtyingly sexy, porn, fantasy fuck.
just gonna sort myself out over some spelman. who needs porn when you have some spelman?
i've just filled my wank sock over some spelman.
by dunk1127 April 14, 2009
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Spelman

A perverse sexual activity popular with psychiatric patents. This activity involves psychiatric patients persuading their nurses to perform sexual activities with them (sometimes as perverse as the patient). The patients achieve this by persuading their nurse that they will never get better unless he can perform a certain sexual act on them. In extreme cases they have persuaded them to pretend to be their girlfriend, and even Marriage.

This activity is named after a patient who was the first and only patient to persuade his nurse to marry him.
by Johny5 October 4, 2006
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The 'Spelmann'

The Spelmann:
Taken from Magician pop culture - where celebrity mentalist Marc Spelmann is famed for his eponymous pose.

Description:
When a magician, mentalist or mind reader pauses for a moment to contemplate before revealing an astonishing prediction or fact. Hands are often clasped together, head is tilted to one side, one eyebrow is raised quizically, before said god-like magician points directly at the participant for the revelation. Cue much stunned applause and wonderment.
Known in magical circles and based on celebrity Mentalist and general hunky magician Marc Spelmann.
Magician #1:
"Man, at my show last night these girls were hooked on every word I was saying, and I was being paid by the hour so I really milked it, giving it The 'Spelmann' and everything"
Magician #2:
"Mate - lend me his lecture notes!!"
by Sassy_Toes March 15, 2010
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Spellman

noun- a beast with meaty claws that loves to eat liquid cheese on his sandwiches.

adj- blubbery, robust, busty, voluptous

verb- to move in "slo-mo"
The Spellman got punched in the face.

The Spellman like creatue took up two seats in the movie theater.

The turtle was moving in a Spellman-like fashion.
by John Gianis January 7, 2005
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Spellomaniac

Someone who pay extra attention to details , grammar , spelling and rules when it doesn't make any difference.

Best example : Aya Mansour .
She is just like aya , she is very spellomaniac.
by TSM May 27, 2018
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Speakman

speakman is a rare type of human, some consider him the dumbest of the dumb, a fucktard if you will. if you can't find him making gates with his father, daddy speakman, you will find him in the nags head sinking a pint. speakman was good friends with sam kitching until sam kitching betrayed him by being too much of a pussy. speakman now spends his days looking for a new friend around the Manchester area.
will: oi is that speakman? not seen him since sam kitching betrayed us the pussy
Halliwell: na his mum killed him when she found out he failed his exams at future skills
by Colinmappleby June 28, 2023
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