Spore Speedrun

Commonly reffered to as e-sex. spore speed run is when you are in vc watching a man named josh beat the spore world record. its also very hot and can be a way to find out if your friend is catfishing you with an e-girl alt

Big Tim: Hey wanna have e-sex
Wesley Weldman: ofc i love watching Spore Speedruns

by BrennansBread January 13, 2021

The Law of Speedrunning

The Law of Speedrunning dictates that:
- Every game in existence has a speedrunning community.
- There are no exceptions.

Someone made a speedrun of getting banned in Club Penguin.
Classic example of The Law of Speedrunning.

by NeonLines July 6, 2018

speedrun me

Often used in sexual intercourse. If a girl says this to you, she is most definitely a gamer, and wants you to fuck her as fast as possible.

Chloe looked up at Jake as he fucked her hard, and made out "Oooh, speedrun me!~"

by Ps3luver September 29, 2013

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ?

Best pickup line ever in the smp

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? Is like a pickup meant as a joke i made And also for the people who knows wherebit came from

by Big beans the jeans January 26, 2021

speedration

The act of hydrating oneself in a very timely manner.

After an intense round of squash, Kate knew she would have to do some serious speedration in order to ready herself for hot yoga.

by PlantBetPeoples March 28, 2017

SpeedKanji

hot big dick guy called speedkanji, he is in kanji which is also a big dick family.

Girl 1: Omg is that Speedkanji
Girl 2: Omg, it is I wanna marry him one day...

by Jacskanji May 22, 2022

speedrun.com

a website where you watch people rage at losing 0.1 seconds after forgetting to skip the cutscene, and people rub aganst a wall till they glitch out of the map

guy: loses his place at #4 on speedrun.com
*proceeds to destroy his keyboard*

by docter cat August 24, 2022