Speedline

Speedline is when you make two lines of coke (or whatever drug you're snorting) and snort them both one after another, some people switch nostrils for each line.

I'm down to speedline this last point 2.

by 4.2.0. February 13, 2010

Speeding Buddy

When two individuals (more than likely strangers) speed next to each other because each individual thinks the other will get pulled over.

Example 1. "Man I was speeding Buddies with a Porsche today.. a cop would've totally busted him first."

Example 2. "So this idiot in a sketchy-ass van was tryin' to be my speeding buddy.. There's no way I'm getting busted before him."

by Baconx100000000000 November 14, 2011

Sherdling

A. The wrong road that gets you to the right damn place.

B. Receiving unfortunate gastrointestinal distress from a shady restaurant.

"I really want to get out of Cleland Park, let's take sherdling road."
"Man I got sherdlinged by Del Taco."

by GG.allin August 27, 2017

speeving

Telling a false story to someone in hopes of tricking or deceiving them.

"Hey listen to Bill speeving over there."

"I told Tanisha she looked hot today, but I was only speeving her."

by Greg Eckman November 15, 2005

speeding

It's like jaywalking, an offense that virtually everyone commits. There difference between the two is that speed laws are actually enforced (though quite selectively), usually to meet quotas.

Oh noes you were speeding 90 mph in the middle of the night on the interstate with no other cars within a mile what a danger to other citizens

by Shadow Creator January 9, 2008

speedlight

n00bish fan-girl who knows nothing about anything, including SoaH.

Oh crap, another speedlight joined. Let's get out the banning stick.

:P

(mess with SoaH, mess wit' meh)

by Zin December 23, 2003

speeling

A way of highlighting a spelling mistake

John: I'm goig too town latr
Jane: speeling!

by riga July 23, 2004