dyslexic speedreaders

a band consisting of Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, and Andre Legacy. One of their most famous songs is "My Dick".

"Did you see dyslexic speedreaders last night? they were amazing!"

by carolinalovesit September 2, 2007

speedlight

n00bish fan-girl who knows nothing about anything, including SoaH.

Oh crap, another speedlight joined. Let's get out the banning stick.

:P

(mess with SoaH, mess wit' meh)

by Zin December 23, 2003

Speedies

Large Breasts

look at those speedies

Shes got cracking speedies

by hhamiltoncattie August 25, 2017

seedless watermelon

Somthing that is innovative (used by Julian Casablancas to describe 'First Impressions of Earth')

Describe your new album

It's like a seedless watermelon

by fia August 24, 2006

Spweedle

Another term for the popular wonderful nice plant called marijuana. You use this term when you hope to acquire some of that farm green fresh herb, and are rather exited and giggley about doing so.

"NATE! after thissssss SHOT we should score some spweedle!"

by scotty-b October 17, 2006

Speedweeding

To speedweed, or commit the act of speedweeding, is to be smoking by yourself, and ripping the piece as fast, hard and as frequently as possible.

Nahh man, he's home speedweeding and doing his homework.

by G00seface December 7, 2010

speedberry

A player variation of a blueberry in Destiny 2 that tries to speedrun any instance they come into. Usually lacking the skills or gear to properly speedrun and getting themselves killed in the process commonly.

Another trait of speedberries is ignoring the enemies and rushing towards the next checkpoint, pulling the players left behind (usually only just loaded in to the mission) into the new section and causing annoyance.

I hope this run we don't get a speedberry, I need some bounties finished

by CherryCheshire September 15, 2022