A penis infected with Syphilis, AIDS and various other STDs at the same time, which looks very similar to a blue waffle.
Woman 1: How was the date with Jared last night?
Woman 2: It was marvelous, I pulled down his pants and saw a giant Speckled Cock!
Woman 2: It was marvelous, I pulled down his pants and saw a giant Speckled Cock!
by GGigidygigidy69 January 17, 2022
A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.
by Pierced69 September 23, 2011
Anyone of Irish or Scottish decent “their blood being so mixed up that mc and Mac are really the only difference” that has freckles and stink like a fat chicks sweaty side boob,, no bra of course.
Wow that dudes a spaz,, yeah so is that speckled fart asshole over there. He is such a ball hog. Yeah those red headed speckled farts are so typical.
by Marshall tucker October 31, 2021
Friend one: Oh my god, does Caroline have some kind of disease?
Friend two: Nah bro those are just her slut speckles.
Friend two: Nah bro those are just her slut speckles.
by Smooches Mcgillicutty February 08, 2012
You speckled coon
by younghawks81 July 18, 2016
An immature person, usually a grown adult, who tends to focus on the little things that make absolutely no difference and waste their life lost in trying to figure them out.
Sid: Hey man, what's going on?
Goob: I'm trying to figure this out!
Sid: Figure what out?
Goob: Where the water keeps going.
Sid: Down the drain buddy.
Goob: Yeah but, then where?
Sid: Who cares you speckle monkey.
Goob: I'm trying to figure this out!
Sid: Figure what out?
Goob: Where the water keeps going.
Sid: Down the drain buddy.
Goob: Yeah but, then where?
Sid: Who cares you speckle monkey.
by tdmiller February 28, 2013
Guy 1: Have you seen Jerry? That guys looks like a piece of speckled salami!!!
Guy 2: Yeah Jerry is disgusting.
Guy 2: Yeah Jerry is disgusting.
by The 99th Reich willn’t happen October 07, 2019