If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college 

From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.

"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college by You're with me, leather April 14, 2007

Spantalian 

The language one speaks when visiting Italy if one took Spanish in high school and never learned Italian.

American A: Dude, try out your Spantalian
American B: Scusi, um... donde esta el baño?
Italian: Il bagno? A sinistra e poi il primo a destra.

American: Una bierra por favor.
Italian: Prego.

Spantalian by samd12345 July 12, 2009

spent 

tired

spent by Anonymous October 26, 2003

spent grain 

Spent grain is a byproduct of brewing beer, but can also be used to describe feeling like crap after a long weekend of drinking.

Dude.. I hit ten breweries Saturday.. Then after I drank like twenty-five margaritas on Sunday, I passed out on the beach and got a sunburn. I feel like spent grain.

spent grain by MikeKn June 3, 2008

spent bowl 

When your Weed Pipe is empty. It can also refer to something that is worthless or used up.

Damn man! Work was so hard you like “spent bowl”!

spent bowl by DapperDeal March 9, 2022

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college 

No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college by Thycid March 20, 2005

Spant 

A nick name It is a combination of name Snaggle pussy adopted Fragile looking pastey kid who thinks he can race but drives like a fag. Usually saw bucks in a corner because his fragile weak arms can't make the turn. Someone who can not lift up a little go Kart.
SOme one wo is afraid of school busses and must be driven to school.

You are such a spant. You drive like a a spant.

Spant by Official Lord Ferrari January 20, 2009