speculation

An unidentified substance, resembling jizz, that appears somewhere it is not normally found.

"You have some speculation in the corner of your mouth."
"No, I was just eating some ranch wings."

by thespeculator October 18, 2009

situlation

An atypically typical situation. A not unpleasant situation that confers an aura of benignity. Derived from situation.

"I've been here before, and I'm quite familiar with this situlation. Pretty good sometimes."

by Stewart Knoepp September 29, 2006

scabulation

When you masturbate or have sex with no lubrication and you get scabs on you bag or your underbelly of your helmet ( the gobbler)

Yo, man I was banging this chick last night and I got the worst scabulation on the underbelly of my cock.

I was wanking to some pr0n yesterday and I wasn't using lubrication and I got mad scabulation down stairs.

by Steve L July 11, 2006

Speculationatoryativenousness

(noun) An essay type that after a week talking about in english class, the students still have no idea what to write on, or about

"What were we supposed to write on again?"

"Speculationatoryativenousness"

by bascomstudent December 16, 2011

spatulating

A general word used for when one sees an attractive person and proceeds to make noice or make physical movements

"Stop spatulating in the hallway!"

by Lor Lor July 28, 2008

spatulating

1. a bitch so nasty you should hit her with a spatula.
2. doing something so dumb that it deserves gettin hit with a spatula

1.that bitch that just walked by was one stank ho, she was deffinatly spatulating.
2.agentblue just said the most spatulating comment ever.

by casey January 2, 2005

Spatulathority

Someones experience or authority in the fields of the art of spatulas

Cook: man i have so much more spatulathority than that guy over there. i bet hes never touched a spatula!

by Jaques Tohmpsun December 27, 2006