spautistic

The inability to become interested in or excited by sporting activities. In the same way that sufferers of autism have trouble empathising and relating to other people, spautistic people lack the ability to see why sports are so endlessly fascinating to the rest of humanity, and may suffer social marginalisation as a result. Sufferers of spautism are born with the condition. At present, there is no known cure.

1) Person A: "What team do you support?"
Person B: "No-one: I'm spautistic, OK?"

by chunkstyle April 12, 2008

spatistics

1. n. the spamming or disease of spamming of statistics, or the seemingly excessive knowledge of random facts/conversation tidbits

2. v. a criminal sex act of sneaking a piece of raw spam in a woman's belly button (if overweight), ear, or vagina while she is sleeping

3. n. an internet transmitted disease, usually caused by watching too many shitty documentaries

DudeBro 1: Dude, Jim's got a bad case of the spatistics.

DudeBro 2: Bro, I know right, Shelly was pissed.

DudeBro 1: Dude, wtf, Bro?

by psuedolicious December 18, 2013

Sparkist

Sparkist is one of the best youtubers out there, he doesn't click bait, he has great intros unlike rat's intros, and he has original content! What more could u ask for?

Dude have you every heard of Sparkist? His content is great, you absolutely need to watch him, don't forgot to subscribe!

by sav sucks at duel links October 18, 2020

Shartist

Somebody who can detect a shart before it soils their undergarments, thus a avoid shower and other emergency response.

I am always cautious when opening the floodgate for pressure equalization. Over several years, I have developed the wisdom and control of a shartist to avoid unexpected moments of impurity.

by hilarioyo July 13, 2021

Svartist

The one person in your life who will have children in his attic, and yes he has cameras in your bathroom no I won't tell you where. He probably is in a cult and might have a speckle suprise for you if enter his van

'Woah, that guy with binocs looks like a svartist!'

by ILikeYaCutGG March 18, 2022

Spartastic

When you text someone multiple times without realizing it and it sounds sarcastic but your just typing fast.

Yo dawg you sent me like 8 texts last night! Why’s that?
Sorry I was being spartastic and didn’t realize it.

by Guesta56 August 23, 2023

Shartist

(N): a person who sharts in a way that creates a piece of splatter art, usually on a toilet seat or wall, often but not always on purpose.

Man, that is a lot of shit on that toilet seat, the pattern is mesmerizing though, that shartist is a Picasso!

by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024