spork it

male and female spooning with male behind. male's "fork prong," if you will, is rubbing between his female companions legs. See also fork it.

Spork it before you fork it, man.

by sporkin it all day August 5, 2010

Stark it

1a: to approach a problem or situation devoid of emotion in a focused and logical manner applying your full genius to create the solution.

1b: to apply problem solving abilities and focus akin to the genius comic character Tony Stark, aka Iron Man, who is often very blunt and dismissive yet gets the job done.

Don't get all emotional about what to do, just "Stark it" and make it happen.

by sirbrand August 16, 2012

Spank it with a little heat

To add a little heat, a quick burst of heat used to raise the temperature of something.

Spank it with a little heat, spank that Chocolate cookie with a little bit of heat, before you dunk it in milk.

by Goodergrammar May 24, 2022

spank it like a pomegranate

to spank something in a similar way in which you would spank a pomegranate as to gain easy access to de-seeding said pomegranate.

idiom; simile; figurative language.

origin: unknown

"Jesus, that is one massive ass. Spank it like a pomegranate."

by yawnses... January 10, 2026

crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.

“Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”

by Shh shh shh August 1, 2022

But baby...it's shark week!

The perfect excuse to get your significant other to do something. Like let you put it in her butt.

Suzie: I've told you a thousand times, no! You cannot put it in my butt!
John: But baby...it's shark week!
Suzie: *sigh* I'll get the lube.

by 00fatty00 February 18, 2011

Spack out of it!

I wanna grab both your shoulders and shake, baby
Spack out of it (spack out of it)
I get the feelin' I left it too late, but baby
Spack out of it (spack out of it)
If that watch don't continue to swing
Or the fat lady fancies havin' a sing
I'll be here waitin' ever so patiently
For you to spack out of it

Forget Do I Wanna Know or Why Do You Call Me When Your High?, listen to Spack Out of It!

by Jack Spank9049 July 30, 2022