spactard

a cross between a retard and a spastic, usually said in a sarcastic manor

1.leave me alone you spactard!
2.

by Tanita April 22, 2006

Spaniard Meatloaf

The act of eating out an asshole after a heavy amount of diarrhea is excreted violently from the afore mentioned asshole

Bitch I'm in the mood for some Spaniard meatloaf.

by Richard Inface December 5, 2010

spacktard

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

spaniard

a really good looking type of guy, generally with dark hair and eyes, who speaks spanish and lives in spain

I would go out with a spaniard.

by Ang89 September 20, 2006

spacktardaloid

1. A retarded spastic mongaloid.

2. Someone with a serious syndrome.

3. Matt Damon

Hah! That kid shit his pants, what a spacktardaloid!!

by RowlandRat November 10, 2009

Spantard

Someone who can speak English, but randomly starts speaking Spanish to an all English crowd because they think it makes them look cool.

Phillip: Hey dude, what's up?

Luke: Dijiste que eron cabronas!

*Walks away*

Jon: Man, that guy is such a fucking spantard.

by Bob_Dole_ January 26, 2010

spastard

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.

by Ashley November 12, 2002