Scambles

Mix of scam and shambles

The fact that chewing gum is now 60p in tesco is a scambles

by Fredrico fromage April 3, 2022

absolute fucking shambles

A phrase commonly used to describe a terribly organised event.

Josh: Did you go to that curry night Conor organised?
Ciaran: Yeh, it was an absolute fucking shambles!

by Shambolic Badger September 12, 2017

Spamberry

Slang term for Blackberry.

My damn Spamberry keeps buzzing me.

by Modnoc December 11, 2006

Shamble Bangs

Chuck Todd metaphor for American news

watching Sunday shows Lydia said “my god these news assholes are just so fucking terrible,” reacting to Chuck Todd not challenging a repub guest on Meet the Press. “Chuck’s gross Shamble Bangs is the perfect symbol of how fucking useless news is today.”

by Uncle Joosie January 10, 2022

Shamblefrump

How women look when they come to work the morning after going out hard the night before.

-Did you see Sarah this morning?
-Yeah, she's a real Shamblefrump.

by Mrbenjamin November 13, 2010

shambles

Word used to describe an individual after a particularly shameful performance, generally influenced by alcoholic intake.

Gregor, you were a shambles last night.

by Cotterell February 6, 2006

stamble

To masturbate a donkey and ingest its semen.

"The young man had a good stamble after the rodeo."

by Clint Roberts November 2, 2007