(past tense) (adverb) 1. to form a mental image with devious intent, 2. to achieve a result by taking the quickest and most impulsive path rather than the most logical and deliberate one.
Guy -
"It took a lot of spalling but I finally figured out how to rob the place."
Guy -
"So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella 'coz that's just the way I spalled it."
"It took a lot of spalling but I finally figured out how to rob the place."
Guy -
"So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella 'coz that's just the way I spalled it."
by Hawky1 July 6, 2011
Get the Spalled mug.a person who has difficulty connecting to others; who has no deep emotions; who is also probably self-preoccupied and with no big vision about life
We all knew that Bill was emotionally shallow so when his brother died and he said, "Bummer," no one was surprised.
by Quilyute43 January 13, 2017
Get the emotionally shallow mug.An appointment to give a male human a blow job on a Friday which the giver should swallow semen, as opposed to spit.
Meg: please guys, I'll give you a swallow friday!"
Football player: you mean a follow friday?"
Meg: "Oooh. . . "
Football player: you mean a follow friday?"
Meg: "Oooh. . . "
by iris1234 July 27, 2016
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Function: noun
A law of physics, (not unlike Murphy's Law), stating that in the event a main character is being shot at by any amount of bad guys, the main character has a better chance of killing all the bad guys than the bad guys have of killing him.
Function: noun
A law of physics, (not unlike Murphy's Law), stating that in the event a main character is being shot at by any amount of bad guys, the main character has a better chance of killing all the bad guys than the bad guys have of killing him.
by Dr, No. April 17, 2010
Get the Stallone's Law mug.adjective; describing one who is so skin-deep that he or she does the following:
1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade
1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade
by dick-shunary January 28, 2012
Get the shallow as a shower mug.Definition: To gag, choke back or generally involuntarily resist swallowing viscous material such as custard, porridge, tapioca, mashed potato, mushy peas
'Listen dinner lady - I can't manage another mouthful, I've got Custard Swallow and I'll bring the lot up.'
by BombDogged October 4, 2016
Get the Custard Swallow mug.Literally "scallops of vegan version". But it's not scallops. It's made of king oyster mushrooms. Its tastes & feels are definitely not as same as scallops.
I tried vegan scallops yesterday. I thought it's just as same as scallops, but uh, no, it's absolutely different.
by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023
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