Spaintastic

Adj. A qualifier used to describe something which is both Spanish and fantastic.

You're going to Madrid?
That's spaintastic.

by Whitey September 5, 2003

landon-in-spain

A trip to Segovia, Spain that is offered by the Landon School of Bethesda, Maryland. Alcoholism runs rampant once the students find bars where the act of placing a 1 Euro coin on the bar is universal language for, "If you please, sir, I would like a shot of Tequila."

The trip is generally damaging to United States foreign relations.

Doctor: I've noticed your liver has been ravaged by the effects of alcohol. What the hell did you do this summer?

Student: Landon-in-Spain.

by joe g. November 27, 2004

Spain

The Third member of the Bad Touch Trio(BTT) and is believed to be a pedophile. He is very laid back, he's a looker, loves women, and has cooking skills equal to France's.

P1:BECKY OMFG DID YOU SEE THAT
P2:What The Hell is it???
P1:ITS SPAINNNN!!!!!
P2:Omg. He's sooo hot...
P1:HE CAN BE MY BABY DADDY ANYDAY
P1:LORDTAKEMENOWTAKEMENOWLORDTAKEMENOW!!!!!

by TimeLady February 4, 2015

Spain

Spain is a beautiful country on Southwestern Europe. It has excellent wines and foods, bullfighting (I don't like it too) and very nice people.

IT IS NOT SOUTH AMERICA! No offense intended, I don't hate South America, but we don't wear hats or eat tacos, we eat tortilla de patatas (spanish omelet or potato omelete) and we love party. Alcohol is cheap here.

A: Hey! Did you know where I've been this holidays? At Spain!
B: Oh? That country near Mexico?
A: (shoots himself)

by MLob June 2, 2011

Splainy

To ask someone to explain something.

The first known occurence of this bastardization of the word "explain" is found in the "Chosen" episode of the television series "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".

Currently in heavy usage on message boards everywhere.

ANGEL: I brought something else as well.

(He removes a silver amulet with a multi-faceted crystal at its center from his pocket.)

BUFFY: I can already tell you, I have nothing that goes with that.

ANGEL: It’s not for you.

BUFFY: Splainy?

by pareidolic May 6, 2004

Spainhol Pactwich

An agreement amongst men in space, most often outer space or "deep" space.

Either your signature or your brains are going to be on this Spainhol Pactwich.

by fxer August 19, 2008

Spain

The country that fucked two continents.

Them white boys from Spain just couldn't keep their pants off in the presence of them fine brown ladies!

by catdieselpower July 17, 2011