spadunkydunk

Combination of seminal-fluid and sperm; semen.

"Hey, that guy forsure holds his hair up with his own spadunkydunk!"

"Dude! I got Steve's spadunkydunk all over my hands!"

by scotty92 May 6, 2008

spunkle ship

A game played by two players, where they lie down with the tops of their heads touching. Players then attempt to ejaculate over their own heads onto the opposing player.

Whoever loses this round of spunkle ship gets to shower last!

by Dimox January 25, 2018

spunkle

During sex, when a man ejactulates on his partner and immediately blows a handful of glitter over it.

Spunk + sparkle = spunkle.
Othernames: tinkerbelled, fairy dusting etc.

Yeah bro I spunkled all over that girl.

by te125 November 9, 2010

Spunkleminge

The types of food you would find in your housemate's cupboard when you are starving and skint, the problem being that non of it appears to be edible as it looks strange, vegan, beans/pulses or lentil type foods that probably cost a fortune. The end result being that you have to go and steal a loaf of bread for the shop.

Eg, Spunkleminge could be Tapioka or tinned foodstuffs that resemble frogspawn or lumpy spunk. or Miso soup.

See - Yoghurt Weaving

by Briskr August 29, 2009

spankler

a spank on the ass by a sprinkler

That man is getting spanklered!!!!!

by keifer22cardinal November 30, 2006

spadangle

To jump into or out of a moving car, usually done at relatively slow speeds.

Yesterday I spadangled in the parking after school to make myself look heroic.

by AlanMansoor April 12, 2008

ass spankled

when someone beats you in a fight and you dont do anything about it but cry or tell

i ass spankled john yesterday that little bitch cryed through the whole ass spankling

by ass spankler June 12, 2009