Spunkleminge 

The types of food you would find in your housemate's cupboard when you are starving and skint, the problem being that non of it appears to be edible as it looks strange, vegan, beans/pulses or lentil type foods that probably cost a fortune. The end result being that you have to go and steal a loaf of bread for the shop.

Eg, Spunkleminge could be Tapioka or tinned foodstuffs that resemble frogspawn or lumpy spunk. or Miso soup.

See - Yoghurt Weaving

Spunkleminge by Briskr August 29, 2009

Stunkleminded 

To describe someone who's under the influence of drugs or is overly tired/unfocused and can't think straight, specifically if they are having a tough time with simple motor skills like walking straight/picking up things. So much so it appears there just stupid and is used to poke fun at them.

John can't walk straight and drops his glass
Bill: John, your actually stunkleminded, I cant belive this

John is doing mushrooms in his basement
John's mom: John! You have school tommorow, you stunkleminded idiot!

Stunkleminded by T-Yodel16 May 14, 2025