spastard

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.

by Ashley November 12, 2002

sicktarded

Skiing/snowboarding vernacular. A strong adjective for

1: amazingly deep fresh powder snow
2: an insanely awesome line down a step mountain face.
3: A big ballsy jump off a cliff or in a terrain park
4: Anything that is 'off the hook' epic and worthy of such status

An portmanteau of the the popular adjective "sick", a word extensively used in the snow sports community and "tarded" from retarded. Something so good it profoundly affects you .

Did you see the video of Jamie Pierre doing the 77m cliff jump in Wyoming?
...yeah, that was sicktarded!

Did you get out in Hakuba after the epic dump?
....yeah sure did, it was nipple deep and sicktarded, pure sicktarded.

by Phantom Ninja December 18, 2009

spankytard

spankytards trump followers

all of the spankytards love spanky's invasion of syria

by LiberalAvenger April 16, 2018

skanktard

simply put it is a retarded skank, those who are to stupid to seduce but not to stupid to pull down thier top. also they giggle alot and every once in awhile they throw in a snort

ie: cheeses rice! you dumb skank tard, just becuase you have dyslexia doesnt mean you can't talk and why are you naked?

by dudethatsgross January 18, 2005

Spaztard

Someone who is a cross between spaz and retarded. Often very lovable and somewhat drunk, or in a permanant state of stoned.

'Isdfhsdkfgsdfg!'
'Lol, you spaztard.'

by Lover of Connor November 7, 2006

slackard

One addicted to being a slacker. One who is in denial about their lazy tendencies, who prefers to go to great lengths to avoid taking responsibility if it involves doing any work.

He is addicted to drink; he is a drunkard. I am addicted to laziness, to delegating anything I do not want to do; therefore I am a slackard.

by Susan Wood July 6, 2007

Spacetard

A contraction of MSN Space Addict and fucktard.

1. A fucktard who is addicted to MSN Spaces.

2. One's innate ability to illustrate extreme dumbassness/bitchiness/retardness, even beyond the scopes of a normal Space Addict and/or fucktard

{Insert Space Name Here} cruised "the Boulvard" on MSN Spaces all day, she is such a Spacetard

by pridi April 6, 2005