vanity spectacles

n. Phrase used to indicate someone's ego is inflated.

Bob thinks his crib is all that, but he's looking through his vanity spectacles.

by gnostic1 December 4, 2010

spackaletics

A sport performed by people with special needs, as seen at the special olympics

did you see that cunt with dodgy leg doing spackaletics at special olympics

by mr smith March 8, 2005

Sucktacle

The act or doing of a tentacle sucking motion

Look at that octopus's sucktacle!

by coolperson_101 March 27, 2011

Looking through the devil's spectacles

The exact opposite of viewing life through rose-colored glasses. Only seeing the bad in people and situations. Blinds the viewer to the truth.

Maybe she would see all the good this person has done in the community if she wasn't looking through the devil's spectacles.

by zapped70 March 7, 2021

Testicle Spectacles

The placement of one's testicles on the eye sockets of a partner

She had a problem seeing in the dark so I suggested she look through some testicle spectacles.

by Bob Engag December 7, 2009

spectacle

A scene in which collective liability is being allocated.

The left wing is in love with spectacle.

The Old Testament has many examples of spectacle.

by sandraxine December 4, 2019

Snapchat Spectacles

Completely useless

Person A-“Hi I want to waste a lot of money!”
Person B-“ Dude you should totally buy those Snapchat spectacles”
Person A- “ Um why”
Person B-“ Bc Snapchat made them and they cost money”
Person A-“Wow your so smart”

by Not me;) May 12, 2018