Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.
"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
by Dave July 13, 2004
Get the In Soviet Russiamug. by Bigbewwie69 December 28, 2020
Get the Soviet Milkshakemug. - Have you listened to the new Regina's Album - Soviet Kitsch?
- New? It was released in 2004, dude!
- New? It was released in 2004, dude!
by ilya-42 October 18, 2008
Get the Soviet Kitschmug. Unrecognized state created by radical chechen jihadists which decided how nice it would be if it would be legal to keep slaves, commit rape on a daily basis, chop people you disagree heads off and toss homosexuals from rooftops. Rest of the world, including Chechnya itself didn't understood this idea and began bombing the hell outta them for some reason.
Again mass media channels showing this Soviet Isistan propaganda, ffs i took enormous effort to lift my hand a press button on my remote control to watch Game of Thrones porn and assasinations, not some caucasian weirdos porn and assasinations.
by 32121 July 23, 2016
Get the Soviet Isistanmug. 1. Alternative names: State of Confusion, Last Remaining Communist Satellite.
2. Designates the attitudes of the State of Utah.
3. A phrase referring to a socialist entity bordering on a dictatorship.
4. A state where it is hard to separate church and state.
2. Designates the attitudes of the State of Utah.
3. A phrase referring to a socialist entity bordering on a dictatorship.
4. A state where it is hard to separate church and state.
1. I hate this place! You can't buy beer on Sundays! I hate Soviet Utah!
2. The ruling class in the state haven't separated church law and state law and have made this place into Soviet Utah.
2. The ruling class in the state haven't separated church law and state law and have made this place into Soviet Utah.
by Otto Roberts April 21, 2007
Get the Soviet Utahmug. by Starkasm March 11, 2015
Get the Soviet Russiamug. While most of the other definitions on this topic are technically correct, none of them attribute the joke to its originator, Yakov Smirnoff, an actor and standup comedian who is pretty recent and also still alive.
I can't believe the contributors to this definition were so stupid that they think a joke by a comedian who was incredibly famous during the late 80s and is still very famous is actually a joke that just "comes from the internet"!
I can't believe the contributors to this definition were so stupid that they think a joke by a comedian who was incredibly famous during the late 80s and is still very famous is actually a joke that just "comes from the internet"!
In soviet russia, contributors to internet sites probably know what they're talking about, because they don't here.
by maxwell tallman September 8, 2010
Get the soviet russiamug.