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Cranial Suppository

n. temporary state of having ones head in ones ass or other orifice.

Etymology: cranial- of or relating to the cranium or bones that encase the brain; Greek in origin. + Suppository- easily melted solid placed in a body cavity or passage; Latin in origin.
Officer: "Is there a reason you are in such a hurry tonight?"
Dave: "Sorry officer, I had a cranial suppository, it won't happen again!"

"Apparently I had a cranial suppository last night, I didn't mean to offend you."
by RedRockRobin February 12, 2010
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Mexican Suppository

Using hot sauce or salsa as lube during anal sex.
My lady friend can't poop so I gave her a Mexican Suppository.
by TrillGopher August 3, 2019
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supository

In slanguage, sarcastic yes; a contraction of "supposedly pository". Sarcasm is emphasized by the resemblance to the word suppository. See also, negatory.
CBer 1: Hey good buddy, is this radidio bodacious?

CBer d: Supository, and I ain't your good body!
by Downstrike September 15, 2004
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suppository spritzer

n/v.
A sexual act involving a funnel inserted into the anus of another being, followed by the vigorous shaking and expulsion of cola into the funnel, leading to the inner rectum.
Dude I found some hippos, wanna suppository spritzer these fags?

So I was raping my teacher the other day, and all I can say is she took the suppository spritzer very well.
by Itchy Lips February 20, 2009
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suppository

What a friend gives you while reading "Basic Kafka".
Chris gave Caleb a suppository with a marble banana while reading Chapter One of "Basic Kafka".
by freewilly/fathands June 24, 2008
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Colonic-Irrigating-Suppository

A do-gooding wowser who spoils art exhibitions and performances in the Arts, in the name of public morality.
Hetty Johnston's interference with Bill Henson photographic exhibitions, or with the appearance of Robert Crumb in Sydney, would, in my view, qualify her as a "Colonic-Irrigating-Suppository".
by Zentas August 18, 2011
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Facetious Suppository

1. A overly sarcastic rubber fist

2. A pill which is'nt particuallry happy about where it's going
The Facetious Suppository said "I'm so glad that you have acute erectile dysfunction becasue your penis smells like lavender"
by urbancuntbag March 7, 2009
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