sorostitutionalize

To change the attitudes/beliefs of a girl who has recently joined a sorority to parallel that of a typical sorority girl.

Jenny used to be a tom boy, but after she joined Zeta Beta she was sorostitutionalized and started wearing dresses all the time. And giving out hand jobs.

by Mikey Killer May 22, 2011

sorrostitute

comes from the words "sorrority" and "prostitute." A young coed who pledges a sorrority and frequents frat parties, subsequently fornicating with many of them at a time.

Rick: "Man, I'm gonna go spit some game at that Alpha Beta Gamma...she is smoking hot."
Gary: "Dude, you don't want that. She's a bonefied sorrostitute. She's banged Tony, Mike, Dave, Nick & Tim at the same time, John..."

by Tim (credited to Thomas McNeny) April 30, 2008

Sing the Sorrow

AFI's sixth full-length album that shows a more compassionate side of song-writing, it's truly poetic. They no longer are the angry punks they once were but have evolved into a mature alternative band.

This album really kicked off the band's career. Now they have an audience ranging from preps (to my dismay) to hardcore metalheads that are afraid to admit their liking of AFI's sensitive lyrics.

I myself was introduced to STS and fell in love.

by Danielle J. September 16, 2005

Sorostitute

A member of a sorority, usually from Long Island or Westchester County (or Bethesda, or Fairfax, or....) who drives a big SUV, talks loudly on her cell phone all the time about the stupidest things, wears sex pants (which come off ever Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights at (add greek letters) fraternity. Shouldn't really be in college.

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when a sorostitute in her land rover pulled out of her sorority house and hit me because she was talking on her cell phone, on the way back to Long Island.

by Scott September 27, 2003

Sorosh

The king of all kings; someone who knows whats what. Can also be someone who gets all the girls by just winking at them; player.

Man, look at that Sorosh. I wish i could be like him.

by therealdefinitionss December 20, 2020

sorostitute

A female member of the Greek college system (a Sorority) who "is friendly" with males, especially Fraternity members and pizza deliverers. Usually talks very loudly, wears "revealing" clothing, and is almost always a borderline alcoholic. Sorostitution is prevalent among college freshmen.

"The sorostitute is still on her nightly rounds at the first fraternity on the street; I doubt she will be joining us for dinner tonight, Jebediah."

by La-la January 28, 2003

Sorrow Blow

When a female performs fellatio and, due to her unhappiness or shame for performing the act, is simultaneously crying. aka weeping suckle

Scott got a sorrow blow last night from the engaged girl he met at the bar.

by Eddie K May 12, 2008