sopissedticated

Sopissedticated - Derived from the word 'sophisticated', it is a word which describes an intoxicated person attempting to maintain an air of eloquence and elegance and/or airs and graces but being noticely under the influence of alcohol and so having difficulties or failing to do so. A sopissticated person, might also be merry, giggly, slightly slurred in speech but will maintain good nature. A sopissedticated person will not lower oneself to engaging in alcohol related aggression or lewd behaviour. Sopissticated encompasses all that 'sophistication' implies, but when a person combines this with alcohol or attempts to maintain this manner, despite their obvious intoxication, one can be described as sopissedticated.

After their 7th glass of champers they were acting more sopissedticated than sophisticated.

by jessiebub May 22, 2017

Smiss

Smiss is a beautiful mixture of smegma and piss..

Let me down a gallon of ur smiss please

by Jeff Bung September 5, 2019

Smiss

A simulated kiss that occurs when someone hugs you and makes a kissing sound with no intention of kissing you.

I saw her at a party she hugged and smissed me.

by musakguy November 18, 2019

Somasse

An amazing guy. IQ of 179 and natural astrophysicist. Also hot asf stg this boy is a wife thief.
A wonderful friend/boyfriend/ potato/ panda/ dumbass

That Somasse is the definition of a retarded genius
What a Somasse!

by erbridge May 28, 2020

Shmissed

A way of adding a little extra spice to missed commonly used when you’ve arrived late or were unable to attend a fun or adventurous moment.

Friend 1 : “Do you see that sick car?”
Friend 2 : “wait where?”
Friend 1 : “bro you shmissed it.”

by YourAllSus November 1, 2020

Somisayo

Somisayo is a very pretty girl with a big forehead. She's caring and understanding, and always there for her friends. Has a bit of a temper but she's a softie on the inside.

Are you a Somisayo?

Gosh, I wish I had someone like Somisayo

by rainyello.xx November 21, 2020

somista

An extrovert for friends and an introvert for strangers. Very beautiful and very caring she always cares for her friends and her loved ones, never thinks of cheating on their loved ones. She can sacrifice for you anything if you love her truly, she's a lover you could ever dream of. So if you ever fall in love with a Somista don't leave her or cheat on her at all. After all my soulmate's name is also Somista

I really want a girl like Somista 😍😍

by I'm your lover darling November 24, 2021