jerk du soleil

To masturbate in an acrobatic or otherwise unnatural position.

In a fascinating display of jerk du soleil, Ryan used yoga to bring his leg up behind his head while standing on one foot as he jerked off his dick with one hand and thumbed his anus with the other hand.

by Douchey Couture June 9, 2016

Cirque du Soleil

The act of having extremely wild or freaky sex.

Man, that crazy chic was so impressed with that dinner at Carl's Burgers, she took me to an old storage building and tried to Cirque du Soleil me!

by Nelson0755 June 12, 2010

Jerque du Soleil

An act of masturbation in which one bends at the knee in a Captain Morgan pose. Then, bending forward, the appropriate hand reaches around and under the upraised thigh for comical pleasure.

"I did the Jerque du Soleil when I woke up this morning."
"How was it?"
"I really should have stretched first."

by SexiFlexi February 24, 2010

Starry Soleil

A person who doesn't admit that they're a frog-worshipper. The want to "get to know" Ur-Mom.

Liver: Wanna Netfilx and Chill? *wink wink*
Joe Mama: Sure!
Liver: WAIT!!!
Joe Mama: What?
Liver: I think Starry Soleil is watching us!
Joe Mama: WHO!?!?
Liver: wdym, "who?"?
Joe Mama: Who's "Starry Soleil"?
Liver: UR. MOM. *aggresivly Netflix and Chills Joe Mama*

by Starry Soleil December 10, 2021

Cirque du Soleil

The best drinking game ever! Teams of two line up across from each other at a table. Each player has two solo cups partially filled with beer. One player from each team (we'll call him Player 1) starts by drinking one of the cups and then proceeding to flip it as one would in flip cup. Next Player 2 drinks his beer, and then attempts to flip his cup into Player 1's cup, while Player 1 moves his cup in attempt to catch it. Once Player 2 successfully flips his cup into Player 1's cup, player 1 will pass the stack of cups to Player 2 and then drink his second cup of beer. He then tries to flip his cup into the stack of cups Player 2 is now holding. Player 2 then passes the stack of cups back to Player 1 and then drinks his last beer and flips the final cup into the stack of cups his partner is holding. The first team to stack all four cups wins the round!

Jimmy: Hey brosefs, you wanna play flip cup?
Tex: No way, Cirque du Soleil is way more fun!
Jimmy: True dat broheim!

by beekthafreek May 15, 2013

Sphere du Soleil

The show Chancellor Palpatine was watching in Star Wars: Episode III when he first told Anakin about the Sith. It's like Cirque du Soleil, but...er, spherical.

Man, that Sphere du Soleil was typical Lucas CGI, wasn't it? At least he didn't overdo it like in Episode I.

by resident alian July 8, 2005

Circle Jerque Du Soleil

A word used to describe the travelling French-Canadian freak show known as "Cirque Du Soleil."

"I would rather have my dick doused in gasoline and set on fire than be forced to sit through another viewing of the faggotry that is known as the Circle Jerque Du Soleil."

by MrStinkyPoopFacePants February 6, 2009